Starcraft Tutor for $20/hr

Fidgit has a hilarious post of what is believed to be a real Craig's List post by a Korean offering Starcraft lessons for $20 an hour. Note the bolded text... Snicker!

This Craig's List entry promises to make you better at Starcraft:

I'm 100% full blooded Korean, meaning I have been gifted with unparallel talent to master any video game, particularly, Starcraft: Brood War...I'm offering my expertise in Starcraft to be taught to non-Koreans that wishes to have the skill of a Korean player. I have advised and coached many professional gamers such as Im Jae Dong, Park Myung Soo, Ma Jae Yoon, and more. Boxer and I were great friends until he started using my dropships to gain his fame. I started training other players to be on par with Boxer and eventually surpassing Boxer. He is no longer the best player thanks to my contribution to rest of the players. I did not compete in pro gaming because they KTF did not agree with my seven figure contract demand. The hourly rate you pay to learn Starcraft skillz vary by whether you're looking for basic training, advanced training, or race specific training. For some reason, it's only $20 an hour to learn the ways of the Zerg. The rate skyrockets to $30 an hour is you want to learn the ways of the Terrans.