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Commands in this guide are typed in BOLD. The amount of points for an action will be shown in parenthesis, followed by the total amount of points so far. Example: (1 pt / 222 pt total). There literally are dozens of ways to die in this game. Remember to save often! As much fun as it is figuring out all the ways Larry can die, it will not be as much fun if you have to replay significant amounts of the game purely because you forgot to save. Don't say I didn't warn you! LOS ANGELES: Walk into the garage, and then type LOOK. You'll find that your wife Eve left a dollar bill stuffed in an old pair of overalls. GET DOLLAR to pick it up (3 pt / 3 pt total). Then walk north. Keep going north until you reach the Krod TV studio. Then turn right, and continue until you reach the side of the liquor store. There's a fence here with a knothole in it. Walk up to the knothole, and LOOK THROUGH KNOTHOLE. On the other side, people are playing Police Quest (1 pt / 4 pt total). Continue to the right, until you reach a quickie mart. Enter and LOOK to find a lottery machine. Approach the clerk and BUY LOTTERY TICKET. Enter some random numbers, and you'll soon get yourself a ticket (3 pt / 7 pt total)! Exit the shop and head back to the left to the Krod studio. Walk up the stairs and enter the building. At the reception, you hand the lady your lottery ticket: GIVE TICKET. She'll now read the winning numbers. Be sure to note them down, and repeat them to her. She lost her glasses, so she cannot check, but she will assume you're the winner, and put you straight on the Lottery show that is being taped (10 pt / 17 pt total). In the green room, simply SIT (1 pt / 18 pt) and wait until you're picked up. STAND and follow the guy trough the door he just went into. As it turns out, you're being put on a dating show. A desperate bachelorette bimbo asks some questions. Answer whatever you like (20 pt / 38 pts total), you'll not manage to impress her. However, she's so dumb that she accidentally ends up picking you out of the contestants, making you win a ticket for a cruise (6 pt / 44 pt total). Back in the waiting room, SIT back down and wait until you're being picked up once again. Stand up and follow the lady out the door. This time, you win the lottery by spinning a wheel of fortune. You thus are entitled to one million dollars a year, for life! (Can you believe your luck?) (19 pt / 63 pt total). Time for some shopping to prepare for your cruise! Exit the building, and walk south, then east to Molto Lira. Enter the shop, and at the back shelf, pick out a pair of swimtrunks to prepare yourself for the cruise: GET SWIMSUIT (5 pt / 68 pt total). Be sure to PAY the lady (3 pt / 71 pt total). Walk out again, and then east twice. Enter the drugstore, and pick up the suncscreen from the shelf next to the wall on the left (near the back of the store): GET SUNSCREEN, then walk over to the clerk and pay him: PAY (9 pt / 80 pt total). Head out, and then north (behind the store). At the quickie market, grab the soda: GET BIG GULP (5 pt / 85 pt total). At the counter, PAY the lady for the soda (3 pt / 88 pt total). Walk all the way west back to the studio, and then south 3 times until you're back at Eve's house. Apparently she put out the trash. Let's check if she put anything of yours in there: LOOK TRASH (twice). You spot your passport between the rubbish, and seeing that might come in handy during the cruise, you decide to pick it up and take it along: GET PASSPORT (5 pt / 93 pt total). Walk east twice, and enter the barbershop. Approach the chair, and SIT down to get a haircut (3 pt / 96 pt total). Walk north, and then west, leading you to the park. Wait for a second, and in the distance, you'll be able to spot a jogger. LOOK AT JOGGER (1 pt / 97 pt toal). Proceed west, and then north. You'll find the music store finally opened for business, so drop by for a quick visit. Inside, your eye gets caught by the girl behind the counter, so you start a conversation: LOOK GIRL, TALK GIRL. Courtesy of your Spanish classes, you now end up getting entangled in a webv of international spying. You get handed a Peruvian instrument containing a microfiche with super secret research blueprints (7 pt / 104 pt total). As you exit the store, you get made by a KGB agent who starts following you. You'll also discover that you were handed the instrument by mistake, as someone looking surprisingly like you enters the shop and finds the instrument gone. Walk east, (If you get approached by a drunk offering to share his drink with you, don't accept it, but walk away. The guy is a KGB agent). Proceed south and then east again to reach the cruise ship. There, walk up and hand the purser your passport: SHOW PASSPORT (9 pt / 113 pt total). CRUISE SHIP: Enter your room (simply walk to the right). There, you spot a fruitbasket on the nightstand. Approach it and LOOK FRUIT. It's from a "Mrs Bimbo", wishing you a bon voyage. GET FRUIT (3 pt / 116 pt total). If you open the door to the right, you'll find that the bachellorette is not coming, but has been replaced with her mom, who wouldn't mind a piece of you. Make a dash for it by heading back out. You do not want to be caught in the same room as that woman, or something terrible will happen to you (try it! But save first! In fact, save right now!). Head back into her room to find her gone. Quickly, OPEN NIGHTSTAND. If you then LOOK NIGTHSTAND, you'll see her sewing kit. That might come in handy, so TAKE SEWING KIT (6 pt / 122 pt total). If you find she returns before you can even get to the nigthstand, leave the room to the south, then walk right back and try again until you manage to get the sewing kit without her barging in. However, the woman is going to try and get her hands on you. You need to leave the ship before the night falls. Seeing this still is a cruise, you decide to make the best of it, and explore the ship in your new swimsuit. Move behind the closet, and then WEAR SWIMSUIT. Naturally, you also WEAR SUNSCREEN (3 pt / 125 pt total). Head out the door, all the way to the left, up the stairs, left again, up the stairs, and then to the right, to the aft pool area. There, head to the empty lounge and SIT (3 pt / 128 pt total). At some point you might be approached by a girl inviting you over to her room. Do not follow her (She's a KGB agent). Walk into the right-hand side of the pool, and then SWIM in order not to drown. If you DIVE, you can see a top at the bottom of the pool. Dive down, and GET TOP (7 pt / 135 pt total). Quikcly make your way back to the surface again, and then EXIT POOL. The sunscreen you had on is not water-proof, so reapply it: USE SUNSCREEN (3 pt / 138 pt total). Leave the area, and head back to your room. Hide being the closet, and WEAR SUIT. Now go back to the floor the pool was on, and then head to the left to end up in a barber shop looking surprisingly similar to the one you visited in Los Angeles. SIT in the chair to be measured into a new wig (3 pt / 141 pt total). Head up the stairs next to the barbershop, and then head left to end up at the bridge. Wow, there's a lot of dials and meters everywhere. LOOK AT INSTRUMENTS. You notice there's a switch behind the captain. LOOK SWITCH reveals that the switch controls the lifeboats. That'll be your way off the ship! Carefully make your way to the panel behind the captain and then THROW SWITCH (8 pt / 149 pt total). Leave the bridge, and make your way all the way up to the rotating restaurant. LOOK to find a spinach dip on the left side of the bar, which you decide to take (walk over to it and then GET DIP (2 pt / 151 pt total)). Do not sit down for a drink (the bar tender, too, is a KGB agent). Instead, head down the stairs and then exit to the left, towards the lifeboat. Walk towards the lifeboat, and then ENTER BOAT (2 pt / 153 total). The drill for the lifeboats will begin, and you'll make your way off the ship (5 pt / 158 total). While the lifeboat is making its way from the cruise ship, WEAR WIG to protect yourself from the elements (5 pt / 163 pt total). Also, THROW DIP overboard to ensure you won't get tempted to eat it it (there's mayonaise on it, which would cause you to get sick) (2 pt / 165 pt total). You now start counting down the days. The sunscreen protects your face well, though (5 pts, 170 pt total). The wig protects your head (5 pts / 175 pts total). When you get thirsty, the big gulp you bought earlier brings relief (5 pts / 180 pts total). You also get hungry, but using the sewing kit, you manage to catch a few fish! (10 pt / 190 pt total). Finally, you end up shipwrecked, and crash on a tropical island. ISLAND: Head south into the jungle. After some wandering around, you'll end up at a restaurant. Talk to the Maitre D': TALK MAN. He'll invite you to sit down while he attempts to find you a spot in his obviously packed restaurant *cough*: SIT (1 pt / 191 pt total). Keep seated while more and more guests come in. When all tables finally fill up, they will set you up with a table of your own (1 pt / 192 pts total). Walk over to the buffet, and help yourself to the knife next to the cheese: GET KNIFE (3 pts / 195 total). Head out the restaurant, where you'll one again have to find your way through the jungle. This time you end up at a guest room. On the nightstand, you spot a book of matches, which you pocket: GET MATCHES (2 pts / 197 pts total). Head into the bathroom, where there's a bowl of complimentary soap. You decide to take some of that, too: GET SOAP (2 pts / 199 pts total). Should the maid drop by, surpress your manly urges. Her older brother does not take lightly to his sister being seduced by American men! Head out, back into the jungle once more. You end up at yet another barber shop. Follow the usual routine and SIT. You'll end up with long blond hair (3 pts / 202 pts total). Back into the jungle, and you'll soon find yourself on the beach once more. If you walk to the right, you'll spot KGB agents standing around. You must somehow avoid getting caught by them! Go back and then left again. You spot a bikini bottom, and are starting to get an idea; You can try and masquerade as a female! With your new long blonde hair, and a full bikini outfit, it'll be a breeze, so GET BIKINI (4 pts/ 206 pts total). Save, and head back into the jungle. There's a flower near the middle of the screen, below the parrot in the tree that you need to get: GET FLOWER (3 pts / 209 pts total). This only works when you enter the jungle screen the second time from the right, and briefly pause right under the tree. Keep going into the jungle until you're back at the hotel room. Hide behind the screen, and WEAR BIKINI (5 pts / 214 pts total). To add some curves in the right places, PUT SOAP IN BIKINI (12 pts / 226 pts total). You still have hair everywhere, so it's back to the barbershop once more. SIT to get a full-body wax job (3 pt / 229 pt total). Make your way back to the beach and head to the right. With your complete disguise, you manage to slip through unnoticed, and even get wolf-wistled by the KGB agent watching the beach (12 pt / 241 pt total). Make your way down the cliff (no worries, you cannot actually die from falling, and you won't get to keep the points either). Before you reach the end, save your game. You'll be prompted that you are catching your breath for a moment. That'll be a good time to change back into your suit (which is a lot more appropriate than being dressed up as a girl in bikini. Don't believe me? SAVE now, and find out). WEAR SUIT (6 pt / 247 total). AIRPORT: You arrive at the airport. It's guarded by two guards, and two Hare Krishnas, who are (you guessed it) actually KGB agents. For some fun, type LOOK KRISHNA. You can distract them with the flower you picked earlier: GIVE FLOWER TO KRISHNA. You'll need to approach them, but not get too close, as you'll be siezed when you do (7 pt / 254 pt total). Enter the airport, and head left. Enter the barbershop. The barber is none other than Rosella, from Kings Quest IV. LOOK BARBER |(3 pt / 257 total). Your blond hair will not match the picture in your passport, so you decide yto get another hairjob done by taking place in the chair once more: SIT (3 pt / 260 pt total). Because the barber totally messes up your hair against your wishes, you'll get a free bottle of highly flammable hair rejuvenator (this game pre-dates the era where liquid onboard of planes was not allowed). If there is a lady sitting outside inviting you to follow her, wait a while. Otherwise you'll end up dead once again. Walk right, and right again towards customs. There, hand the agent your passport: SHOW PASSPORT (5 pt / 265 pt total). After showing all your possessions, you're free to walk through the gate (which is in the blue wall to the right). The security guard is asleep, ensuring all luggage is passed unattended. Stand near the conveyor belt, and wait until the scanner shows a suitcase containing a bomb. The luggage will be military camouflage coloured. GET LUGGAGE (5 pt / 270 pt total). Risking his own life, Larry disposes of the bomb. Or at least, he valiantly tries! Despite his efforts, though, the bomb goes off, clearing out the long lines in front of the ticket office (15 pt / 285 pt total). This does give you the ability to actually get a ticket to anywhere: TALK AGENT (5 pt / 290 pt total). Head back through customs, past the luggage belt, and continue to the right. At the next area, they are selling some food. Seeing you could go for a nibble, you decide to order the special: ORDER SPECIAL. The Blue Pate Special is whipped up for you, but seeing there's KGB everywhere, you decide to inspect it: LOOK IN FOOD. This leads you to discover a bobby pin hidden in the gravy (If you save the game, you can also eat the special, leading to yet another untimely death). You take it from the food: GET BOBBYPIN (7 pt / 297). You can buy also an insurance from the large red machine: BUY INSURANCE (3 pt / 300 pt total). The machine spits out a parachute. How convenient. Hop on the right-most sidewalk, to head to the gate. Once there, walk up to the counter and grab a free religious pamphlet to get you through the flight: GET PAMPHLET (11 pt / 311 pt total). Finally, approach the gate attendant and show him your ticket: GIVE TICKET (3 pt / 314 pt total). Once in the plane, your neighbour is an old acquaintance; the guy telling you jokes in Lefty's bar in Larry I. His jokes are so bad, you reach for the airsickness bag: GET BAG (5 pt / 319 pt total). The guy, Ken, won't leave you alone, though. Give him the pamhplet to shut him up: GIVE PAMHPLET TO KEN (8 pt / 327 total). Unfortunately, the KGB is hot on your trail again. You'll need to get off the airplane stat! STAND up, and make your way to the back of the plane. There's two restroom doors and an emergency exit here. That can be your way out! Before you open the exit though, it might be a good idea to WEAR PARACHUTE (4 pt / 331 pt total). Walk to the area directly to the right of the wing, and OPEN DOOR. There's a large red handle preventing you from doing so, so MOVE HANDLE. Unfortunately, the handle is kept in place by a padlock. Luckily you have the bobbypin! USE BOBBYPIN ON PADLOCK (5 pt / 336 pt total). Now try moving the handle again: MOVE HANDLE, and then you're free to OPEN DOOR (6 pt / 342 pt total). Make sure you SAVE the game here! You're now rapidly falling towards certain death. OPEN PARACHUTE to prevent Larry from turning into goulash. NONTOONYT ISLAND: (NONTOONYT is a wordplay on "None Tonight"). You end up stuck in a tree hanging by the parachute. Drastic measures are required here, so CUT PARACHUTE (8 pt / 350 pt total). You crash into the ground, breaking the onclunk with the secret technology. If you look at the ground, there's a stick lying there that might come in handy. GET STICK (4 pt / 354 pt total). You notice some movement in the bushnear the middle of the screen: LOOK BUSH. Uh oh. A swarm of bees. SAVE, and then move slightly to the left of the bush. There, CRAWL under the bush to avoid disturbing the bees. You need to be right in front of the bush. If the game tells you you're not close enough, move closer (It's roughly 1 third of the screen from the left, where the small black branch inersects with the big tree).(6 pt / 360 pt total). Move south. Here, in the tree in the middle, you spot some movement: LOOK TREE. It's a gigantic snake. LOOK SNAKE. As it so happens to be, the giant anaconda blocks the only exit. You have no choice but to pass under the tree. As soon as the snake moves, USE STICK to put the stick between its jaws (10 pt / 370 pt total). Proceed to the right, where the screen is filled with quicksand. You just can spot a tiny animal that moved over the lighter areas. Carefully, save often, and walk over the light areas. Save whenever you made progress, and follow the lighter pixels to the right side of the screen (5 pt / 375 pt total). You reach a piranha infested river. SAVE, and then switch the game to a slightly less fast speed to give you sufficient time. Approach the big rock near the middle, and then GRAB VINE. Use F3 to repeat the command three more times (you can time it when Larry reaches out his hand) while thus you swing yourself from vine to vine, and across the river (6 pt / 381 pt total). Satisfied, you look at the vines, shocked to find that the last one is about ready to collapse: LOOK VINE. Luckily you managed to use it, but to ensure nobody else accidentally uses it and thus ends up falling into the river, you helpfully remove it: GET VINE (4 pt / 385 pt total). Proceed to the beach on the right, where you spot a topless gorgeous topless hottie who is topless and not currently wearing a top standing in the water. It's love at first sight, but before she can lay with Larry, you'll need to get married to her! Unfortunately, all marriages are forbidden until the evil man (Dr Nonookee (No nookie)) who moved onto the island and is occupying the native's sacred ground is gone. Larry volunteers for the job of driving the Dr. off the island (10 pt / 395 pt total). She takes you to meet her father, who looks surprisingly like Ken Williams, the then-CEO of Sierra On-Line. He tasks you with writing a program on a PeeSea (PC), in Assembly language! Luckily, Larry is fully capable of doing something like this, and he writes a new OS, Eunuchs (An obvious pun on UNIX). This is satisfactory to the chief, and he will take you to the path that leads to their secret burial grounds (25 pt / 420 pt total). You'll need to figure out a way to cross the chasm! Head back to the village to the south, and then east. The remains of a campfire can be seen here. You decide to take some of the ashes with you: GET ASHES (6 pt / 426 pt total). Proceed to the south, and also grab some sand from the beach: GET SAND (3 pt / 429 pt total). Head back to the chasm, and stand in the middle of the cliff, near the edge. You can then use the vine to wrap around the branch of the tree: USE VINE (11 pt / 440 pt total). Continue north, until you reach a glacier. If you attempt to walk up the road through the middle of it (all Moses-like), you'll find it's too slippery to just walk on. Luckily, you carry sand in your pocket, which you can use to gain some more grip: THROW SAND ON GLACIER (10 pt / 450 pt total). Continue onwards until you reach a plateau with a green elevator on it. This is the summit of the volcano, and you're really close to reaching your goal now! You somehow need to figure out a way to get rid of the doctor. Move closer to the crevice and have a peek. You'll see it's hundreds of feet deep: LOOK CREVICE. Going through your inventry, you quickly reaslize that the only option you really have is to create some sort of a bomb. You have one bottle of explosive liquid (The hair rejuvenator). Now you'll need to come up with a way to ignite it. The only possible fuse you have is the air sickness bag, but that will work: PUT BAG IN REJUVENATOR (5 pt / 455 pt total). You then can light the fuse (The bag): LIGHT BAG WITH MATCHES (5 pt / 460 pt total). You now hold a lit home-made molotov cocktail. I suggest you get rid of it, stat: THROW BOTTLE IN CREVICE (10 pt / 470 pt total). The explosion causes the elevator doors to open, so just hurry up in there. You now find out the elevator does not have a floor, and plummet towards the bottom of the elevator shaft, where Dr. Nonookee is enjoying a quiet evening with his women. You accidentally trip the self-destruct mechanism, and in the process, end up killing the doctor (30 pt / 500 pt total). The native girls who were held hostage by the doctor now are freed of their hypnotic curse, and carry you out of the volcano, but not before the pianist introduces herself as Patty, whom you'll be seeing again in Larry III. Outside the volcano, you are saved by a nearby filmcrew, who drop you off to your marriage. Finally, after the festivities, you get to enjoy the dream you chased all the game long; a head full of hair, and a beautiful girl, all yours, with just enough privacy to get dirty.